If you’ve ever attended a British pantomime, you’ll know it’s not really a theatre performance.It’s a cultural fever dream wrapped in tinsel, slapstick, and audience participation, fueled by mince pies and the collective December delirium of the entire nation.

If you’ve ever found yourself in a British supermarket confidently asking for “cookies,” only to be led to a tiny aisle of chocolate-chip-specific items while the entire rest of the baked-goods universe is labeled “biscuits,” congratulations—you’ve just stepped into one of the great linguistic battlegrounds of our time. Welcome to the debate of:Cookie vs. Biscuit.

It’s not quite humility, not quite insecurity. It’s something more intricate — a kind of social aikido, a preemptive strike of modesty before anyone dares to call you confident.

British school uniforms are more than just clothing—they’re part of a long-standing tradition. Some schools have worn the same colors and styles for over a century. Ties, blazers, and badges communicate house affiliation, seniority, and sometimes even sporting prowess.

Every November, Brits gather to celebrate the fact that a man named Guy Fawkes failed to blow up Parliament in 1605. How do they mark this historic non-event? By burning his effigy on a massive bonfire while eating toffee apples and cheering. Yes, really.

After living in the UK for over two years, I’ve learned a lot—from navigating the NHS and understanding the obsession with tea, to...